alexis geographic

30. female. black. queer. aspie. armchair explorer. places. objects. random observations. tasteful appreciation of the human form.


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Okay, so I guess I’m done posting here.

Maybe my expectations were a little high. I came to tumblr to make some real connections, to put my deepest secret thoughts out there and get likes and messages from people who feel the same. I guess I’m so unique and strange that no one will ever really get me. I thought there would as least be someone here on tumblr who knows what it’s like to have an unusual crush, for example. But I get ignored here, just like when I try to meet new people in real life. I suppose it’s time to accept that my closest connections will always be family or family friends until I manage to get a boyfriend off okcupid. So I’ll just be using my account to “like” interesting posts and send people anon messages. Hey, if any of you know the secret to people’s hearts and minds, please let me know, OK?

oh man, i’m in big trouble again.

he lives halfway around the world. i know him only through youtube and internet forums. he doesn’t know me. he’s 60 years old. he’s over six feet tall and he’s got broad shoulders and that powerful rugged look and the sexiest baritone voice. and he rides horses. and he wears glasses. oh my god. there is no telling what i want him to do to me. i tremble at the thought of those big hard fingers against my skin, or that rough silver-and-black beard between my thighs. i hate internet crushes.

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fgorgeousthing:

Sometimes I get a good feeling..

fgorgeousthing:

Sometimes I get a good feeling..

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visitheworld:

Stock Ghyll river crossing through Ambleside, Cumbria, England (by Phil Masters).

visitheworld:

Stock Ghyll river crossing through Ambleside, Cumbria, England (by Phil Masters).

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visitheworld:

Wuppertal Schwebebahn or Wuppertal Floating Tram, a suspension railway in Wuppertal, Germany (by Neil Pulling).

visitheworld:

Wuppertal Schwebebahn or Wuppertal Floating Tram, a suspension railway in Wuppertal, Germany (by Neil Pulling).

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  • men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
  • men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain
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13mph:

basicaly

13mph:

basicaly

(Source: antivian, via sanityscraps)